whine & dine

Isn’t he handsome? *swoons like a proud mother.

*Ben puffs out chest and looks stern.

So I was talking to a friend of mine online about marriage, and, in particular, how arranged marriages still do take place today. (Forgive her, she’s a bit ignorant.) Anyway, after she got over that, she started thinking about how cool it would be if it worked like that for women – if we could just walk into a club and go, “Hmm….. *points* I’ll take that one.” Haha. Goodbye fear-of-rejection forevahh.

Anyway, in my personal arranged-marriage-fantasy, obviously I get to do the picking. I think it would work best if I were invisible (so no danger of being picked), and could just trundle along tapping hot women on the shoulder, collecting a veritable harem for myself.

(PS: Bunny, don’t take me seriously. Weez loves you. Only you! kthxbai.)

I don’t know.. I actually really like a bunch of these! Hahahahha. (thanks, vick – bunny hates you now.)

via Futility Closet

abligurition

n. excessive spending on food and drink

Haha.

In the spirit of graduating (can anyone tell I’m actually super relieved that I’m friggin finally done with it), I thought I’d quote something from my favourite ever musical:

What do you do with a B.A. in English?
What is my life going to be?
4 years of college,
And plenty of knowledge,
Have earned me this useless degree!
I can’t pay the bills yet,
‘Cause I have no skills yet,
The world is a big scary place!

Here’s the song for all of you who haven’t managed to watch it/don’t know what I’m talking about. It’s really only the first minute that’s applicable, but it’s a super funny song anyway. :)

Now Playing: What Do You Do With A B.A. In English/It Sucks To Be Me – Avenue Q soundtrack