Tuesday, June 5th, 2007...5:43 pm
That One!
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So I was talking to a friend of mine online about marriage, and, in particular, how arranged marriages still do take place today. (Forgive her, she’s a bit ignorant.) Anyway, after she got over that, she started thinking about how cool it would be if it worked like that for women – if we could just walk into a club and go, “Hmm….. *points* I’ll take that one.” Haha. Goodbye fear-of-rejection forevahh.
Anyway, in my personal arranged-marriage-fantasy, obviously I get to do the picking. I think it would work best if I were invisible (so no danger of being picked), and could just trundle along tapping hot women on the shoulder, collecting a veritable harem for myself.
(PS: Bunny, don’t take me seriously. Weez loves you. Only you! kthxbai.)
15 Comments
June 5th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
have i told u of my totally inappropriate, extremely politically incorrect lesbian muslim harem idea?
June 5th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Terrible. Just terrlble. Your fantasy sucks ‘cos you have to be invisible. As I said, I think it works better if you could just have the lights go on in a club once you walk in, have all of ’em lined up ready for inspection, while you tick off numbers one by one while walking by, with your assistant faithfully jotting down identities behind you.
Forget I said assistant. I meant Eunuch-in-Waiting.
June 5th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
whitey: Eh you said yoursiaof that my fantasy was good lor. Anyway, later your fantasy goes deathly wrong and the girls awaiting inspection DONT fall to their knees slobbering to be picked then how? Hah. Then you die.
ballsy: DO TELL!
June 5th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Duh, it’s a fantasy for a reason, no?
IT’S SUPPOSED TO GO OFF WITHOUT A HITCH.
June 5th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
YES that’s all very good IN THEORY but knowing us something’s gonna go wrong. Actually, knowing you….
June 5th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
*narrows eyes*
You’re just jealous of the white sheep. You got sheep-envy.
June 5th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
dude, i don’t do sheep. *snicker. I GOTZ DA BUNNY.
June 5th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
That’s true. Us sheep don’t hold a candle to Snoop Bunny Bunn.
June 5th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
*beams with pride. B to the U to the double N!
June 5th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
the poor guy has no say in the matter at all?
he’d give a beretta a blowjob.
June 5th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
eh?
June 6th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
see, if all lesbians were muslims, then they could take four wives, who could then all take four wives each, and those four wives could take four wives each too. and on and on.
there u have it, a veritable, politically-incorrect, terribly inappropriate fantasy.
yummmiesss.
June 6th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
oh WOW. hahahahahahha. I am speechless. I am humbled.
June 6th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
I bow before your wisdom and wonder where you’ve been all my life. Unfortunately, my fantasy only works in that I get to enjoy its bounty. It is not for sharing.
June 6th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
So siaofeeees. Share-share a bit lah.