So I have this friend, and she and I have this longstanding love affair, only we can’t be together ‘cos we’re both with other people. To cope, she decided to settle for second best:

friend: you know something?
me: YOU LOVE ME.
friend: okay now you will never know.
friend: eejiot.
me: :(
me: tiao me.
me: priiiiis.
me: i lubchiu.
friend: lol
me: -tugs sleeve
friend: okay i lubchiu too (so easy)
friend: aww
me: *teh to the maxness*
me: wait that was it?
friend: OKAY MY NEXT GF’S AUTOMATIC RESPONSE TO EVERYTHING WILL BE LUBCHIU TIAO ME TUG AT SLEEVE
me: oh god.
friend: that’s right.
me: no. oh god. you just based the prototype of your next gf on something i said.
friend: don’t you love it? LEER LEER.

Anyway, we were talking online today, as usual, and I was whining - also as usual - about how I want more teeshirts. And I showed her this one.

friend: i like that tee too! and i will marry the girl who goes and makes me one. LOL
me: hahahaha yes and tugs at your sleeve to get your attention right? once she’s made you the sammich.
me: omg i’m blogging this. won’t name you.
friend: lolllll do it. hahahahha.

So if there exist any (preferably Japanese or Vietnamese) girls out there who are at most 167cm in height, and you spot a cute chick (LEER LEER) wearing this teeshirt, you know what to do.