Of Rabbits, Bridges and Keys

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Last night, four of us were asked to construct a short story in which a key, a rabbit, and a bridge all played major roles. These were ours:

1. I was walking across a bridge with a rabbit, when I realised that I left my key at home.

2. I walked across the bridge with the rabbit, then the rabbit swallowed my key.

3. I opened the door with my key to let in the rabbit that I found while crossing the bridge.

4. I stabbed the rabbit with my key, then flung it off the bridge.

Guess which story was mine, and which was bunny’s, and tell me what yours is! I will post the significance here tomorrow.

Edit: You people are awful. Bunny and I both did NOT say #4!!

13 Responses to “Of Rabbits, Bridges and Keys”

  1. k Says:
    July 8th, 2007 at 8:50 pm

    I crossed the bridge with my rabbit, because we were looking for my keys.

  2. bun Says:
    July 9th, 2007 at 1:52 am

    i think yours was number 1).. and for some strange reason, that number 4) is bunny’s. haha.
    what’s the significance??

  3. p Says:
    July 9th, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    the rabbit turned the key and the bridge collapsed … al queda bunny, ha!

  4. sin Says:
    July 9th, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    A rabbit was playing with a key on a bridge. The key fell off the bridge and the rabbit went after it.Oops.

    Haha I think bunny’s is 2) and yours is 4).

    Could I please come visit and eat your ice-cream (if you have any left… am also eager to sample the ones you are making) soon?

  5. w Says:
    July 9th, 2007 at 10:16 pm

    wahahaha. will post significance tmr.. i’m very amused. anyhoo, another two friends gave the following stories:

    5. I chased the rabbit across the bridge and found the key on the other side.

    6. I helped the rabbit across the bridge where it found the key for me.

  6. lev Says:
    July 10th, 2007 at 1:12 am

    we played bridge with the rabbit who stole my key to get it back!

  7. vick Says:
    July 10th, 2007 at 1:41 am

    Okay my friend’s mother said she baited the rabbit with a carrot tied to the key on the bridge, waited till it was absorbed then ambushed it from the back and killed it.

  8. hui Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 4:51 am

    It’s too late to put in my story cos it’s a week ago but strangely today I actually trapped my roommate’s annoying rabbit in a paper garbage bag and dumped it unceremoniously into her poobin. (Sin-don’t tell) Stupid rabbit.

  9. w Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 10:42 am

    HUI MONSTER! Are you back in SG? And I can’t believe you did that to the rabbit!

  10. hui Says:
    July 19th, 2007 at 4:04 am

    haha hi hon, no I’m flying back tmr morning, so I’ll be back by the weekend. Getting beseiged by the multitude of weirdos who inhabit Paris on my last night. But the rabbit’s really annoying. It’s probably the most unresponsive useless pet ever. Oh regarding Sin’s facebook, I’ve been back on my sing number since morocco (: catch you when I’m back!

  11. w Says:
    July 19th, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    you’re on facebook?! and yes i demand that you call me when you’re back!

  12. sin Says:
    July 19th, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    See w, I delivered the message which you oddly left on a photo that was taken so damn long ago to the person who was missed. HAHAHAHA. I am working in Raffles Place because being an office girl is one of my three dream temp jobs. (Which begs the question- which is the other two?) I am quite happy here. Want to come have lunch with me sometime?!

  13. w Says:
    July 20th, 2007 at 12:06 am

    boutique salesgirl (fulfilled at Charlie), and gelato scooper! haha. i read that entry a couple of days ago.

    anyhoo, thanks for delivering the msg. it was left on a photo cos i just happened to see it! :P

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