Changed my number, due to extenuating circumstances. I’m lazy to send out a billion texts, so those of you who don’t already know the new one, ask and it shall be given. Unless you’re a crazy stalker or something of course, then I hope you accidentally short a circuit out and get electrocuted while trying to email and ask me for it.

You’re such a fucking annoying piece of shit, and you’re causing me an inordinate amount of inconvenience. I hope you know what a pain in the ass you are (only you obviously don’t, seeing as how numbskulled and thickskinned you are), and just fucking get over yourself, you stupid dumbfuck. Here’s a clue: I’m not interested in anything remotely to do with you, you’re not cool, no one wants anything to do with you, and it’s time to just GET OVER IT and LEAVE ME ALONE.